“How to Build an Impassable Guard That Works Even If You’re ‘Too Old,’ Too Slow, or Just Tired of Getting Smashed by Bigger, Younger Guys”

(No Flexibility. No Strength. Just Smart, Simple Jiu-Jitsu That Keeps You Safe — and Gets You on Top)

STOP GETTING PASSED BY STRONGER, FASTER, BIGGER OPPONENTS

Build an Impassable Guard in Just 4 Weeks — Live, with Henry Akins.

Designed for older, smaller, stiffer, slower grapplers — or anyone who just wants to stop getting crushed and start training smarter.

The Impassable Guard Challenge

“I’m Too Old or Just Not Athletic Enough…”

Perfect. That’s exactly who this was built for.

If you’re:

🐢 Too slow to scramble like the young guys

👴 Too old to bounce back after hard rolls

🤏 Too small to muscle your way out of bad spots

💤 Too lazy to pretend “just roll more” is a plan

🧠 Smart enough to want maximum progress with minimum punishment…

Then this challenge is for you.

“But I’m Small… Or Just Not Fast Enough…”

Perfect.

Because the problem isn’t you.

It’s that jiu-jitsu — as it’s usually taught — assumes you’ve got the physical tools to make it work.

Most guards don’t scale down well.

They expect strength.

They expect size. They expect speed.

The Impassable Guard Challenge is the opposite.

It’s built for people who get passed because they’re smaller, weaker, older, or just don’t want to rely on athleticism anymore.

This Is Not a Webinar. Not a Seminar. Not an Instructional.

This is a live, interactive coaching experience where we’ll:

• Show you how to create a defensive structure your opponent can’t crack
• Teach you the key sweeps that work for smaller grapplers
• Help you build timing through Micro Mode — our secret weapon
• Give you a proven system to recover, reset, and take back control

It’s not about being the best athlete…

It’s about playing the smartest game.

🎯 Why Live Coaching?

Because you don’t need more techniques — you need correction, timing, and feedback.

This challenge is designed for implementation.
You learn live.
You drill it.
You bring your questions back.
I coach you again.
You level up.

No fluff. No filler. Just progress.

What You’ll Learn

✅ Guard Structure That Can’t Be Smashed

Built to absorb pressure and redirect force — without muscling through.

✅ 4 Sweeps That Don’t Require Strength

Whether your opponent stands or drops, you’ll have an answer based on their behavior — not your attributes.

✅ The Recovery Blueprint

How to reset and protect yourself even if you're behind or late to react.

✅ Micro Mode Mastery

The key to feeling “psychic” on the mat — seeing what’s coming and countering early.

✅ Sweep Cycle Strategy

A loop of interconnected attacks that always give you a next step — no matter what they do.

Everything You Get

✅ 5 Live Virtual Coaching Sessions

Step-by-step coaching directly with Henry Akins over Zoom.

✅ Clear System. Clear Progression.

 No fluff. Just what works — especially for people without elite genetics.

✅ Replay Access

Can’t make it live? Every session is recorded and available for you.

✅ Assignments for Real-World Application

Simple drills and training cues to test and apply what you learn — without needing a full class or a training camp.

Choose Your Access Level

🥋 White Belt Tier (Basic) – 3 Easy Payments of $74 or save $25 Bucks with 1 Pay $197

• 4 Live 60-Minute Coaching Sessions
• 4 Deep Dive Q&A Calls
• Weekly Assignments Between Sessions (aka HOMEWORK)
• Exclusive Weekly Training Footage
• Full Access to All Replays (Forever)
  
  

🟣 Purple Belt Tier (Deeper)– 3 Easy Payments of $166 or save $45 Bucks with 1 Pay $453

• Everything in White Belt
• Exclusive Relaxation Video Instructional Footage collection (Only available through "Chill The Fu*k Out"... not sold separately)

This is for you if you want deeper study material to sharpen between sessions.

⬛ Black Belt Tier (SPEED)– 3 Easy Payments of $497 or save $194 Bucks with 1 Pay $1297

• Everything in White + Purple
• Direct One-on-One Access to Me (Voice or Text)
• One Free 60-Minute Private in Vegas
• Bonus Coaching Session (Week 5)
• Additional Q&As & Elite Assignments

This is for you if you're SERIOUS about becoming a MASTER at using your laziness and on mat relaxation as a weapon and you want direct coaching, access, and feedback at the highest level and SPEED to mastery

No matter your tier, you're getting high-level coaching to solve one of jiu-jitsu’s biggest frustrations: getting passed when you’re smaller or less athletic.

Buy Now 🥋 Choose Your Path to Weaponized Laziness...
aka RELAXED Jiu Jitsu

It’s Not About Doing More… It’s About Doing It Right

If you’ve followed Chill The Fuk Out* or Soul Stealer — you already know:

We train in Micro Mode.

The mode where you see the invisible.

Where your timing beats their muscle.

Where you stay calm, connected, and in control—no matter how hard they push.

Most people fight.
We flow.
Most people guess.
We read.
Most people react.
We predict.

This Was Built for You If…

• You’re 40+ and tired of keeping up with younger, faster students
• You’re undersized, and bigger guys blow through your guard
• You’re not very flexible or explosive
• You love jiu-jitsu, but your body doesn’t respond like it used to
• You want to train smarter — not just harder

Live Coaching Begins Soon

✅ First session kicks off [INSERT DATE]
✅ Limited to 150 participants total
✅ Early pricing disappears after 100 seats are taken
✅ Registration closes Friday at Midnight

Why This Works (When Nothing Else Did)

If you’ve tried seminars, videos, YouTube, and open mats—and still feel like people just move through you…

This is the system that gives you your power back.

It’s not about being fast or strong.

It’s about knowing exactly what to do, when to do it, and having a structure that’s built for your body.

That’s what Micro Mode unlocks.

Join Now. Let’s Make Your Guard Impassable.

You can keep scrambling. Keep hoping you’ll get more athletic. Or…

You can build a system that removes the need for any of that.

Choose your access level. Secure your seat. Show up.

You’ll walk away with the only guard system designed specifically for:

✔ Older
✔ Slower
✔ Smaller
✔ Stiffer
✔ Less athletic
✔ Smarter
✔ More committed-than-average grapplers

And yes — it works.

Ready to "Chill The Fu*k Out?" Choose your level and let's do this 👇

🥋 White Belt Tier (Basic) – 3 Easy Payments of $74 or save $25 Bucks with 1 Pay $197

🟣 Purple Belt Tier (DEEPER) – 3 Easy Payments of $166 or save $45 Bucks with 1 Pay $453

⬛ Black Belt Tier (SPEED) – 3 Easy Payments of $497 or save $194 Bucks with 1 Pay $1297

Or if you wanna go ONE-AND-DONE, and SAVE nearly 15%...

P.S.

This challenge is built around the one thing that finally “unlocks” jiu-jitsu for the people who need it most:

Micro Mode.

Small adjustments. Big control. Predictable reactions. Smart, simple answers — instead of guesswork and grind.

Your opponent won't know what happened.

But you will.